Air Hostess and Pilot

Air India ki flight ka Pilot
announcement ke baad MIKE OFF
karna bhul gaya,
.
Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola :-"Main
pehle coffee piyunga,
phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga,
.
Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
karne bhaagi,
Aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se
takra kar gir padi,
.
Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh
bola :-
"Beti araam se jao,
suna hai pehle sahab coffee
piyenge.....!!
:xd :P