Homework Kyu Nahi Kiya

Teacher : aaj tune fir homework kyon nahi kiya?
Student : sir light nahi thi.
Teacher : to mombatti jla leta.
Student : sir machis nahi utha sakta tha,
Teacher : kyun be ?
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Student : sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi,
Teacher : to uthayi kyon nahi ?
Student : nahaya nahi tha sir,
Teacher : sale nahaya kyon nahi tha?

Student : paani nahi tha sir.
Teacher : abbey, paani kyon nahi tha?
Student : sir motar nahi chal rahi thi.
Teacher : Sale ab motar ko kya hua?
Student : Abbey Saale Phagla gya hai kya .... Kitni baar bolun Saale ki light nahi thi..!!!